Thursday, November 29, 2012

In the Cut

Yeah, so while writing the blog entry about how Riley was my favorite song off the Blue Dream n Lean mixtape was when I thought of the notion to tell you my favorite song off the latest mixtape I been playin out.
And as you all know, I just discovered Honey Cocaine last week. All disheveled like and months after the fact of her droppin that track Heissman wit Tyga.
well, after some good listening time, I have decided that this old girl who may have been Tony's Old Girl, aka Me, gives a thumbs up to Honey C's mixtape. Not challenging me intellectually so much,
but I wouldn't f*ck with her neither. Good head on her shoulders. Nice beats.
I really relate to her on this track, which happens to be my favorite off the mixtape.
And real life the other night, my best girl's Ex had us in this car chase. my girl got up in the cut, in two turns, and lost that baggage real quick, so this one is def for her.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Tastee Cakes

Yo. Major Breakthrough!
Know how i been amblin about my almost obsession wit white guy rappers? Well it hit me today,.
Yo, my new almost obsession could be wit white girl rappers!
Got a lot say on this subject. Well not much.
You see, this disheveled prom queen right here been straddling the gap of female rappers long time. On the light skindid side of black.
So guess who was next to me. whole lotta cool white girls.
When i saw this Little Debbie is when it hit me.
that this shit is starting to get interesting.
Uncompromising in femininity or brains.
More than just a one off in Creayshawn, we got a trend going now. Fun times.
Party times.
Money time long.White girl rappers.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

All Riley

Prom Queen who is disheveled here.
Listening to my Juicy J mixtape again today cuz I aint cop the album yet.
Sing along to it at the club jus fine doe.
My dialect flarin out hood from listenin to my boo wit a lil Honey Cocaine in the mix.

Point being, no reason.
Just wanting to proclaim that my favorite song off the Blue Dream & Lean mixtape is Riley.
I just love it. might be a pistol, but I aint packin. but still. I love it.
Pat Riley is a boss And I love me some Lex Luger. COme eer boo.

Monday, November 19, 2012

HoneyC

Bout to come out Disheveled as usual cuz I just heard of and listened to this chick yesterday.
Peep the updo!

Coming out off Tyga's label. Her debut single dropped Sept. 29th. Peep da link: HoneyC Article

Im looking at her thinking she too fly to be American.
And sure nuff, since reading the definition of Honey Cocaine in the Urban Dictionary,
it's lookin like she's born in Toronto.
Loving every single word of this track right here. Go head Honey, do yo thang.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Happy Anniversary

So in all my disheveledness as of late, I completely forgot to observe and celebrate the one year anniversary of this blog. Yes, it has been over a year since I launched this stream of cyberbabble into the interweb of russian spammers and random stat web-site search engines.
At least as far as I can tell, that is my audience.
Let us not forget the porn sites that somehow link through this blog.
I am almost flattered that porn sites think this blog is a good thruway for them.
But it's probably only because I say Fuck as much as I do please on here.
So in honor of my 1 year and 1 month anniversary I do declare.............?

Fuck em all!!!!!
All y'all Kenny and Kelly muthafuckaz!
It is my friend zone homiez keepin me off the ledge.
They be holdin my hair back when I puke.
Takin me home and puttin the covers over me when I am too spun and screaming,
"I don't wanna be a lesbian, please fuck me!"
Ok, so that didn't happen, but it might.
No, no, no. All I am sayin is that November is this insanely nostalgic time for me.
Damn near drank myself to death because of it last year. Utterly disheveled.
A good example being when I drank all that rum and e-mailed that guy saying some shit about riding horses in the dessert and then threw up on my computer. Cuz I'm a Queen, mind you.
This year, barely crushin on anyone and a little bit reaching for faded memories of Tony and his sexy fucking voice. Old friends from long ago holdin me down by blowing up my facebook with tunes reflective of people who know me well. And what a Honey B has got for all a y'all alike, is this tune, right here.
Happy Anniversary to all my homie lover friends. And readers alike. Still Disheveled bitchezzzz!

It's Ironic

So we know how every once in a while I google the term "Disheveled Prom Queen" to see how the other Queens are doing. And was lucky enough to find this gem. peep the link to see disheveled prom queen being used in the proper context.: http://tsemei.tumblr.com/page/2
This is a picture of actress Kaitlin Olson pulling off the DPQ look to a T. 80's style.
so where the Irony comes in is that apparently she is on the show It's Always Sunny in Phildelphia. Philadelphia of course being the birthplace of this blog right here. Not surprised and almost proud.
Cuz there are a lot of Disheveled Prom Queen type bitches around here steelin my man childs from me left and right. I like their hair and their shoes, but not the way they steal my tricks.
So on a slow week, I'm drinking PBR right along side them trying not to slap a ho..
See now in Philly, we have these specials called "City Wide" which is actually a PBR & a shot for around 4 young bucks, I mean 4 buck$.
On an empty stomach, you too can get your disheveled prom queen on for the low low price of around $12 bucks, maybe $20 if your tolerance is up.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Not a good Look

Dish Fairy here. utterly disheveled after a spell of strangely normal.
here i am. gently returned to a disheveled. state.
something about finding out that your slowly waning crush and your baby daddy have pow wowed together in the sleazeball activities you told yourself they didn't
and even shared the same chick at one point and also well.....YOU!
(something called eskimo brothers, i think it is)
is enough to put a girl in the wrong sort of mood.
No more nursing that crush on it's way out.
Like a steam locomotive, rolling down the track, he's gone and nothin's gonna bring him back.
He's gone

Perfect time to get stink eyed in the style realm since it's been a while since I did a fashion post.
So here goes:
Women's Pant Suits
UGLY, UGLY, UGLY!

Even on a thin Model Chick
Still completely unflattering and the quickest way to look like a man.

I have a funny look on my face because I am suppressing my lady parts.

Now this is a nice suit. What is this, Halston? But still only working in an androgenous way.

Skirt Please!


Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Still Hustlin

And so to prove to y'all that I really am off that ole campaign trail, Imma break into a story I been itchin to tell.
And so, I was at work a couple weeks back. I whore myself out to catering companies for a nice hourly and a scantily clad schedule so that I have plenty of time to perfect my Amy Winehouse impression.This one day I get to the spot. We're up on the 44th floor of Philly's tallest skyscraper. The view is swank. The boss lady throws us in this pantry closet and tells us to fold napkins indefinitely.
So we're in there, doin that and then this young bull pops out the dishroom suddenly and walks up to the guy next to me with his wrist out, and he's like, "I got this real nice designer watch for sale."
And my guy is just lookin at him.
And in my disheveled-ness I say quite out loud, "Did that really just happen?"
and we chuckle and get back to our napkin folding. Talkin about stuff people try to sell you in the street. Shit, last week, I saw this crack head walking around with a broom and a dustpan shouting out, "Five Dollars Each!"
yet I digress.....so the night goes on. We serve up a bunch of corporate board members and I try not to feel like a servant. then i'm back in the dishroom for clean up with the young bull, putting some sodas away and he turns to me and says, "do you need a tazer? I got tazers; pink ones for the ladies. Oh no wait, the pink ones are on back order...."
So I turn to him and say, "damn dude, how many kids you got?"
he's like. "Just one."
But still!!!! Thing is you might think i'm hatin, but I was truly impressed. this dude is focused. And stays on his hustle.


Monday, November 5, 2012

Displaced Peoples

Oh shit will looks like I'm pullin in another candidate for Respresenting Hip-hop in the woods to the Fullest, for the female. Carolina Chocolate Drops latest has slipped into the contender slot.
Rihannon making me feel like I belong somewhere or to something.
Just about the opposite of disheveled and still so disheveled.
Cuz do places like this exist?
Take me please
It's been too long.