Thursday, September 27, 2012

I Jus Love Ya Sexy Wayz


And so last time we talked, I was ambling on about Hip-Hop in the Woods 2012.
Then I skipped off to listen to Brooker Wood's new mix-tape.
And to be honest, I been taking a rest from the moonshine in my cupboard, and so stumbled across this find while scoping the shelves at the Liquor Store for an alternative.
I found it a quite fitting choice for sipping while listening to some country rap. Produced in upstate NY, this "Wine with a Kick" is no Scotch straight up drinker's bag. It is sweet, sweet, sweet.
A nod to prohibition days, it is infused with herbs with some moonshine thrown in, for an 18% alcohol content, and put in whatever bottle was laying around, hence, the milk bottle look.
And as I have been learning this summer, moonshine is truly meant to be sipped. Cuz let me tell you, this sweet sweet red with a hint of chocolate was easy to put away and had me shouting "Kenny Muthafucka!" by the time I got to the end of the B. Wood SpecTape. In fact, a couple days later, I am still contemplating sending Kenny this mixtape. Hope he doesn't mind.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Big Ghost Chronicles: The Dedication 4 Review- the Repost

And speaking of mixtapes, Ghost really does have a way with words. Make me want to start callin myself Tony's Old Girl again. I thought Wayne's mixtape was funny. Ghost has a point tho, it was not challenging by any means.
BIG GHOST CHRONICLES: Big Ghost Presents...The Dedication 4 Review: Ayo whattup. You back in the presence of the grand imperial Cocaine Biceps aka the Muhammad Ali of this blog shit aka the Leonardo D...

Hip Hop in the Woods 2012

And so, faithful readership, I know you are devoted enough to where I do not need to fill in back story about my thing for white boy rapperz. A term which is possibly offensive that I use lovingly, because I even went so far as to marry one in the height of the thing.
Yeah, I admittedly had (have?) a thorough thing for my snow rappers out there.
Regularly touting myself as an expert all over town.
But let's keep the drawling to a minimum and get to the point.

The origin of the thing stems from hiking off the grid and expecting hip-hop to be in the middle of nowhere when I got there. Far fetched notion as an urban genre, right? A thing from my own head?
Turns out, when I hiked off the grid and deep into the woods, I did find hip-hop.
Shout outs to my boys in the GFE! Thing is, the boys I found rapping back then, came from European origins. And thus began the unrelenting however accidental, crushing on white boy rapperz.
Holding back from cradle robbing with Wiki right now, remember?

And although I am elated to report that in 2012, when you hike off the grid in search of hip-hop, you find Asian, Black, & White MC's bringing their raps with them Into the Woods, thus expanding the cultural diversity of my potential nature boy rapper crushes, this year, the title for the One representing hip-hop in the woods the fullest in 2012, goes to this rapper crush right here,
Brooker Wood.
Utterly disheveled over his mixtape dropping today at 4:20. I didn't even listen to it yet, but I know I will be completely Edie Sedgwick when he's talkin about other girls on there.
Lumber Jackin for Beats #SpecTape
Only right that I should sip some of the moonshine I brought back from the hills this past summer while I listen.
And get me my lipgloss!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Still Disheveled

On a tear with this International Hip-Hop thang.
Some how I end up on okayafrica.
already disheveled that I don't already know about that,
since I keep posting as if I know something about this international hiphop movement.
Then I find this video on there.
Produce by DRE films. And I am like all disheveled. Like needing a drink to take the edge off, cuz I'm too hype. no words. this opinionated ass bird right here, needs to marinate on this one. and I mean that, cuz my mind is going in all directions. Like, my mind was already gone when Mr. Ross was passing out 20's to the little childrens from his modern primitive speedboat. and the video wasn't even over yet.

Breaking News in Int'l Hip-Hop!!!!

Peep this.
Bout to move back to NC!
Cuz I know I am all about the hair and the boyz, but when I get serious,
it's about this thing called the International Hip-Hop movement.
Unity through hip-hop. The goal hasn't changed, it's just spreading.
Worldwide and the beats are about to get grittier.

Just cuz our hair is messed up doesn't mean we don't have Brains

Now see, if some of y'all didn't know, let me let you in on the complexity of being a
Disheveled Prom Queen. yes, there is a certain hairstyle involved.
and the slight occasion to overdo it or say the wrong thing,
and of course come across air headed in the midst of a trainwreck-ish episode.
But still, I am not sure that I needed to have a blog clarify for me that Nicki Minaj will probably not be voting for Mitt Romney. Now there are many a prom queen who may do so, I don't know. But....

Granted, when I heard Nicki's flow on Lil Wayne's new mixtape, Dedication 4, I did get disheveled.
I tripped for a whole five minutes that maybe all the haters were right, cuz that sounded like some Illuminati Ish to me.
But you know, then I smoothed out my baby hairs with a bit of macadamia oil and went about my day, confident that a Black Barbie can think for herself in the booth and does not have to represent the vested interests of Pepsi or any other such corporation.
God all this political talk is making my head hurt.
So anyway, here is the article to back it up.
Click on the linkee



Monday, September 17, 2012

Doing it Up

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Representing DPQ to the fullest!
Edie Sedwick.
I have found the Official Disheveled Prom Queen movie. CIAO! Manhattan starring the real Edie Sedgwick and Paul America This movie is Nuts! I Love it So tripped out. Best part? She even describes her world as disheveled during the movie. And there is no doubt about it. She's rockin DPQ updo's throughout the film.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Whose Line is It?

DPQ was in full effect yesterday.
Woke up thinkin, I have to get a better job so I can drink better beer.
Was out Friday night, you see, drinkin the cheap stuff, you know..PBR, Dukate.
While I was checking out a what I thought would be a good dance party.
Which turned out to be a super lame danceparty, so I had a couple more beers than planned,
cuz I was unfortunately not busy shaking a tail feather.
Disheveled from cheap beer and a dance party with no one dancing, I ended up talking my poor friend's ear off. Patiently listening to me, like the ruff neck gent he is, I am not sure I closed in on the point of any one of the stories I began to tell.
And to top it all off, he tells me about this See Line woman remix and how he doesn't much like it. and i'm thinking...See Line Woman has been remixed?
what kind of Acid Jazz singer am I? I should know these things.
Well so I guess, a disheveled jazz singer at best.
And so, today recovered from the strange hangover that drinking PBR brings, I have been searching for a remix to share, to bring y'all up to date in case you didn't know either.
Checked out See Line remixes, Sinnerman remixes, but really, I like this remix best.
He made it his own and it is much weirder than the other mixes I heard.
And I like weird.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Going Gaga over Azaelia

Heyo.
DPQ is all disheveled for a couple reasons at the moment.
Number 1, I am way behind on my hair game.
I should be a few hours into my Friday night do by now.
I might have to be beautiful on the inside tonight...
And yo, the real reason I am disheveled.
Lady Gaga and Azealia banks doing a collabo?
Confirmed.
the title Ratchet makes me dying to know how the two cleverest girls in NY will spin this?
And what will the beat be?

I heard this one first, and just as I am getting past the track's poor quality making it sound stolen and copied a bunch of times, and am thinking that the beat is pretty good, but needs more bass,
the Ratchet drops in. I think this will Werk.
But went I go looking for the link, I find this.
Maybe they use different beats for different clubs? I'll be at the first party.
Hopefully my hair will be on. Like completely Ratchet.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Gramatikally Correct

Today, while rockin my Disheveled Prom Queen do,
I finally had a listen to some Gramatik.
I was diggin this jazzy lick he did on this track.
And also, let's give it up for Asian Breakers.
Cuz their martial arts Roots IZ Strong!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Faded

The good news is, DPQ had a good summer.
And parts of it were so good, I didn't even feel disheveled. And in not feeling disheveled, I felt fucking great. Good enough to realize, you know this whole Tony's Old Girl thing has to end.
I mean, me & Tony; it's really fucking over. So over that I am going to change my name, Over.
Past over, past gone, through faded and into some she's finally moved on type shit.
It was like an explosion of clarity and remembering who I am again.
Hence; BOOM is back! Boom, short for Boombastic. always with an exclaimation point. Boom!
And if you went to my high school, you saw this on the desk of whatever classroom I was in.
Boo, Boom, and Like 3 years before Shaggy, Boombastic! And now, even Boombastica! Yet I drawl.
Cuz the point is, this chune right here, is dedicated to Tony. I blow kisses to our faded memories.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Bass in Your Face

I was saving this little ditty that I whipped up for a flyer or something, but.....

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

B is in the Trap

Comin to ya a little disheveled as usual.
Because why did nobody tell me I love Trap music?
Bumpin that Power 99 in my car acting all bughetto, gettin called illuminati, when I know nothin about selling rock or makin it out the projects. But Yo, it's that beat that keeps me.
Now that I know, I'm about to get all Prom Queen on some of that shit.
Starting with this beat made by my new boyfriend, Ian Boom.
And we're gettin married, right on Soundcloud. Mm hm.
Hope he doesn't mind.

Monday, September 3, 2012

RIP Trippy Lady

RIP to my Trippy Lady, aka Strange Bird.
this is a snap of her on her way to being dope, then I kept painting and fucked up her face.
Utterly disheveled.