Thursday, September 27, 2012

I Jus Love Ya Sexy Wayz


And so last time we talked, I was ambling on about Hip-Hop in the Woods 2012.
Then I skipped off to listen to Brooker Wood's new mix-tape.
And to be honest, I been taking a rest from the moonshine in my cupboard, and so stumbled across this find while scoping the shelves at the Liquor Store for an alternative.
I found it a quite fitting choice for sipping while listening to some country rap. Produced in upstate NY, this "Wine with a Kick" is no Scotch straight up drinker's bag. It is sweet, sweet, sweet.
A nod to prohibition days, it is infused with herbs with some moonshine thrown in, for an 18% alcohol content, and put in whatever bottle was laying around, hence, the milk bottle look.
And as I have been learning this summer, moonshine is truly meant to be sipped. Cuz let me tell you, this sweet sweet red with a hint of chocolate was easy to put away and had me shouting "Kenny Muthafucka!" by the time I got to the end of the B. Wood SpecTape. In fact, a couple days later, I am still contemplating sending Kenny this mixtape. Hope he doesn't mind.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Big Ghost Chronicles: The Dedication 4 Review- the Repost

And speaking of mixtapes, Ghost really does have a way with words. Make me want to start callin myself Tony's Old Girl again. I thought Wayne's mixtape was funny. Ghost has a point tho, it was not challenging by any means.
BIG GHOST CHRONICLES: Big Ghost Presents...The Dedication 4 Review: Ayo whattup. You back in the presence of the grand imperial Cocaine Biceps aka the Muhammad Ali of this blog shit aka the Leonardo D...

Hip Hop in the Woods 2012

And so, faithful readership, I know you are devoted enough to where I do not need to fill in back story about my thing for white boy rapperz. A term which is possibly offensive that I use lovingly, because I even went so far as to marry one in the height of the thing.
Yeah, I admittedly had (have?) a thorough thing for my snow rappers out there.
Regularly touting myself as an expert all over town.
But let's keep the drawling to a minimum and get to the point.

The origin of the thing stems from hiking off the grid and expecting hip-hop to be in the middle of nowhere when I got there. Far fetched notion as an urban genre, right? A thing from my own head?
Turns out, when I hiked off the grid and deep into the woods, I did find hip-hop.
Shout outs to my boys in the GFE! Thing is, the boys I found rapping back then, came from European origins. And thus began the unrelenting however accidental, crushing on white boy rapperz.
Holding back from cradle robbing with Wiki right now, remember?

And although I am elated to report that in 2012, when you hike off the grid in search of hip-hop, you find Asian, Black, & White MC's bringing their raps with them Into the Woods, thus expanding the cultural diversity of my potential nature boy rapper crushes, this year, the title for the One representing hip-hop in the woods the fullest in 2012, goes to this rapper crush right here,
Brooker Wood.
Utterly disheveled over his mixtape dropping today at 4:20. I didn't even listen to it yet, but I know I will be completely Edie Sedgwick when he's talkin about other girls on there.
Lumber Jackin for Beats #SpecTape
Only right that I should sip some of the moonshine I brought back from the hills this past summer while I listen.
And get me my lipgloss!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Still Disheveled

On a tear with this International Hip-Hop thang.
Some how I end up on okayafrica.
already disheveled that I don't already know about that,
since I keep posting as if I know something about this international hiphop movement.
Then I find this video on there.
Produce by DRE films. And I am like all disheveled. Like needing a drink to take the edge off, cuz I'm too hype. no words. this opinionated ass bird right here, needs to marinate on this one. and I mean that, cuz my mind is going in all directions. Like, my mind was already gone when Mr. Ross was passing out 20's to the little childrens from his modern primitive speedboat. and the video wasn't even over yet.

Breaking News in Int'l Hip-Hop!!!!

Peep this.
Bout to move back to NC!
Cuz I know I am all about the hair and the boyz, but when I get serious,
it's about this thing called the International Hip-Hop movement.
Unity through hip-hop. The goal hasn't changed, it's just spreading.
Worldwide and the beats are about to get grittier.

Just cuz our hair is messed up doesn't mean we don't have Brains

Now see, if some of y'all didn't know, let me let you in on the complexity of being a
Disheveled Prom Queen. yes, there is a certain hairstyle involved.
and the slight occasion to overdo it or say the wrong thing,
and of course come across air headed in the midst of a trainwreck-ish episode.
But still, I am not sure that I needed to have a blog clarify for me that Nicki Minaj will probably not be voting for Mitt Romney. Now there are many a prom queen who may do so, I don't know. But....

Granted, when I heard Nicki's flow on Lil Wayne's new mixtape, Dedication 4, I did get disheveled.
I tripped for a whole five minutes that maybe all the haters were right, cuz that sounded like some Illuminati Ish to me.
But you know, then I smoothed out my baby hairs with a bit of macadamia oil and went about my day, confident that a Black Barbie can think for herself in the booth and does not have to represent the vested interests of Pepsi or any other such corporation.
God all this political talk is making my head hurt.
So anyway, here is the article to back it up.
Click on the linkee



Monday, September 17, 2012