these are the stories of a tragically opinionated girl whose smart mouthed comments concerning music and lifestyle got her pushed in the dirt on Prom night and her hair messed up.
So yeah, I can't be touchin my girl's man, 23, but she did give her blessing to me hittin it off with this cutie right here. Jru Holiday.
And he do have a sexy game face. I think we gonna start chattin a little. see how the chemistry is, you know. I like to stand by a man during his come up. And my number 11 has got heart. Maybe he will be my Valentine.
Remember when I was all hype in the beginning of the basketball season? Said I would whorin around with all the diffrent teams to see who I like?
Well, as a novice follower of the sport....of course I said that. And a month and a half into the season, I have come to realize that routing for the home team is, of course the best path for the novice sports fan.
So Disheveled Prom Queen has been tuning in for the Philadelphia 76'ers, cuz this is the town i been stompin it up in. Go team! This year, Philly fans seem refreshed and lovin their team like Iverson was back on it. But yo, the Disheveled Prom Queen cannot be talkin stats and plays. that's not my way.
So I have decided to approach my comments about b'ball through, of course, fashion and boys.
So....
thing about routin for the Sixers is....they got a red jersey. Which is good, cuz red looks good on me, so that is one of the main things I am looking for in a team. And number two; Sixers got many cute boys on the roster.
This year's Philly hot boy is Lou Williams.
Boom boom. What a cutie. But yo, that's my girl's man. So I caint go near him. So imma just stalk his career and crush it from afar.
Disheveled Prom Queen, aka the Dish Fairy, aka Tony's Old Girl is disheveled as hell as of late.
And in my world, disheveled as hell equals in my dramatic mind, borderline schizophrenic.
Yo, I got a lot of different aspects to my personality.
"Pull me closer if you think you can hang."
And so, right after sharing a quite commercial bootilicious track with you, please allow my to flip my script and give you, some of the undergroundest most beautiful shit.
This my girl, Zaki Ibrahim.
Yo, I wish I was her, more than I wish I was MIA, or Ana Tijoux.
Don't know if y'all have ever seen Pan's Labrinth? Well I have. Watched that ish over and over, barely reading the subtitles, completely mezmorized by the cadence of the language (Catalan) and captivated by the imagery through out. Pure dopeness. And if you have seen the flick, you will notice that my girl Zaki is doing her own take on some key scenes from that movie. Pure dopeness.
Oh Miguel,
You got me again. We had our quickies many times.
But this track makes me want to get boo-ed up!
Mmm hmm, smoochie smoochie
But yo, don't tell my boo, that I think his dancing in the trench-coat is goofy.
Me n the smokin hot pole dance chick is gonna have to be sharin.
Yo, we aint got this shit in Philly.
Or do we?.........
Message me if you're packing these type of skillz, cuz I want yer autograph.
In America, last night, it was Superbowl Sunday.
And much like how I was raised, this Disheveled Prom Queen sat home doing chores
while watching the game.
Not to worry, I don't need to be at a party to get disheveled. There was Bourbon involved.
And as sipping the hooch all classy-like gives me a belly ache, I have taken to shots; which I highly recommend as it produces a euphoric effect.
Let me get to the point.......
As I fold laundry a little buzzed, after a very exciting first half, the half time show comes on.
Madonna is rockin the house with the coolest HD video dancefloor ever and I watch anxiously as
I know MIA will be performing.
A huge fan, I wasn't feelin her last album at all, but I still can't help but get excited that an icon of
my sub-culture is performing the half-time show with Madonna.
And of course, my beloved "raging ball of rebel," M*I*A, does not disappoint.
Not only does she flip the bird, but she also gets away with saying, "shit" on National Television.
peep this beautiful photo.
Although I shunned her in the past for just going for the "shock," as her last album was full of shock and lacking in substance, I have to say............brilliant marketing scheme MIA, with your new album dropping. But while NBC apologizes for some bird shit, let's skip right to the more important stuff.
Her new vid.
Fast cars, Arabian horses, world music hip-hop traxxx & raps.
Excellent come back baby girl. You have once again made me jealous, just like old times.
"Don't go screamin if I Blow you with a BANG!!!"
So here is the thing,
at my most Prom Queen-ness, I am only disheveled.
A lady, until I am just not a lady at all. More in my comfort when the hot mess in me starts creepin out.
And so, of course, I am fascinated by Drag Queens, because they are experts in feminine.
I regularly look to them for examples of how to be more fierce.
Yo, when RuPaul first came out, I thought she was a woman. For reelz. and so, of course, watch her show. "Drag Race."
That shit is disheveled as hell! straight up my alley.
But, folks before you close your minds all the way to drag queens, let me share with you, a new obsession.
A lovely queen named, "Sharon Needles."
This bitch is freaky as hell!
At first I thought, she was just straight weird lookin.
But her runway walk modeling post-apocolyptic style was gnarly and captivating.
I can't find video to illustrate how she exuded feminity while strutting the runway dripping blood from her mouth, but she did it!
And he do have a sexy game face. I think we gonna start chattin a little. see how the chemistry is, you know. I like to stand by a man during his come up. And my number 11 has got heart. Maybe he will be my Valentine.
