Having an ADHD moment

So when you're like me, it takes great effort to stay focused. Now we could blame the drugs, but I say they help. And they're wearing off. That's why I am checking tumblr in the middle of watching a show on Hulu. And it's not even a commercial on why I'm doing it.
Then I click pause on Hulu so I can watch this.
And Ras G's beat is bending my brain instantly. And since I can't resist big upping a female rapper,
let's hear it for Eagle Nebula! I love these women coming out of LA. Defying stereotypes left and right. She got that west coast earthy thing going on with a city edge. BUt I keep asking myself is this the Gangsta Goddess Medusa herself? Not unless she's callin herself Eagle Nebula these days.
But you know they ride together.
Duh duh na na!

Carte Blanche

Yo, this shit has me disheveled. I might have to go get bent so I can think straight....
Hell Yeah Mykki Blanco! Go head and prove to me that rap music is not just masogynystic cookie cutter bling trash talkin shit.
Well damn, I know I never thought it was, but a homophobe vibe is has definitely laced in throughout. I can't really name an out male rapper.  But hey since Frank Ocean broke the mold, here comes Mykki. And we all know Frank Ocean ain't no rapper so this is huge.
Bi-sexual male rapper? This shit is uncharted. And really, I'm not sure you could fuck wit Mykki's flow neither. This shit is gonna get play at all kinds of clubs.
He on that Bowie vibe 2013 and you know I love my Bowie.
Let's get wavvy!

Spodee-o-dee-dopalcious

DPQ here. Back from a near death experience last night. Seeing as my cupboard is a bit dry these days and a girl wanted a lift, I took to taking a shot of that Moonshine I got sittin around here. And I don't think it's been keepin very well, cuz I damn near died after one shot. My throat was on fire.
Next time someone offers me some moonshine, I will politely decline until some rum, beer, or whiskey comes my way. And I could never say no to some moscato!
Can't say as that my near death experience is the reason for being late on this next weigh in here.
Nope, I'm just late.
Big Boi's new album. Dangerous Lies & Viscous Rumours.......
 Fucking LOVE IT!
Now the schmo at MTV's web-site did not love it. Sorry I don't have the link for ya.
Said some shit like it wasn't "gangsta enough."
My girl (who has a beautiful skin of alabaster) sends me the linkee of the review. Texting me fuck that white dude. Then she asks me if that's racist. Ha ha!
My reply is shoot, I know plenty of white boy gangsta types but yeah what a white sounding dude from MTV (could be black as night all we know) know about being gangsta. So well. too much time on that guy. Fuck him and his review.
Dangerous Lies and Viscous Rumors if fucking amazing. I can't stop listening to it. It has such a musicality to it. Maybe I like it cuz it's saturated with female vocals. Um Little Dragon? Phantogram?
And still coming in clutch with my southern boys taggin in. TI. Ludacris!
Big Boi showing people how to cross genres like none other.
And what makes me an authority? Well.
Back in the late 90's I lived down South for a spell. Fell in love instantly with the Southern rap style. The swerve in the words and the bass in the beats. And that was before Juicy put trippy on the map, and TI got the world hooked on trap. Those southern boys were on some tripped out shit and the beats was nice since way back. OUtkast talkin about Aliens and everything. Wtf.
I talked about my tripped out times in Atlanta in my first post ever on this damn blog.
That's my authority. Shoot.
I had also said I would be touchin on different mixtapes sharing with you my favorite song. So.
This ain't no mixtape, And I sure as hell can't decide what my favorite song is, but this one is at the top from this album. Probably cuz the woman's lyrics on here show she is a bit disheveled herself.

That reviewer at MTV probably hates this song. Fuck him. Just like Snoop this gangsta grew up. Don't hate his new style young bul. I think it's Viscious.

No Valley Low

You know somethin y'all.
Queen B just had a little birdie come visit her recently and tell her that
the Original Kenny Muthafucka is livin on a Mountain now.
And let me tell you, a girl's hair was messed up for days when I heard the news.
On a celebration bender.
A Honey Bee be swoonin'
~Talkin bout

on the Dead

If you ever wondered what a disheveled Prom Queen's favorite Grateful Dead song was,
it is of course Help on the Way, cuz when a girl gets herself nice and disheveled,
she is needing that good man to keep her steady. Stop her drifting off into a ditch somewhere.
Well not too good a man I hope.

I Want Candy

So remember when I told you that it is now all about white girl rappers?
Have you ever seen such a thing in your life?

This chick is packin dragons! Brooke Candy. Hell you come from gurl?

Happy Bday to Me

Well it's my birthday today. So I am sure you are wondering how disheveled I am.
And all I can say is well. as disheveled as one can feel after shots of Jameson and beers on friday,
sips of a 1933 Port and some Chandon on Sat., bottle of Brut with the bestie on Sunday...
I feel great!
but last year? Whole nother story.
You see last year, in my vanity, I was not so thrilled to be having a birthday.
People would ask, "how old are you turning?"
And I would respond, "I'm turning old."
May as well have been turning 40 in a homeless shelter. Damn, I was down.

In fact, last year, the only thing as could cheer me was cooking
a nice Soul Food dinner for a Kenny Muthafucka.
Extending a lil Southern Hospitality and a home cooked meal from my cast iron skillet to a
super nice, cutie hoping we'd be best friends from that point on.
Sipping our drinks out of mason jars, while I show him my jelly jar collection and such.
Well kiddies, that boo and I are social media pen pals at best. Which is actually quite nice.
I love a good pen pal. Had been lookin to fill the position.
And as for not securing a resident cutie pie? We not want that. After 10 years of marriage,
honey I am dim sum sample platter with it.
Cuz I barely know what Love is anymore.
And so I am pleased to, on my birthday, introduce you to. My latest rapper boo crush. Raz Simone:

Take a piece of my soul honey! Help yourself. Please! Southern hospitality style. It's my birthday.
And when you leave, I nah be mad. I been livin cold too!

Lap A Luxury

And so on the theme of Sex/Money 2013, which promises sex music.
Cuz for me, it's really like. Sex/Money/Music
this song is sure to induce sexy time if played for me by dude when I am nice.
I can't explain what it does to my body. Forreal. Completely disheveled.

https://soundcloud.com/lapalux/guuurlCall me easy.

Get that Booty Back

Since I just exposed y'all to some of the um. whitest-ness I've ever seen.
Here's a little somethin to help us put the Funk back in it.

Shoo Shoo Shoo

Nancy Sinatra. Absolutely a disheveled prom queen.
Is she forreal with this?  I could think of so many other things to be up to in '67. Damn.
No wonder why people were sipping the Kool Aid.

Ever see Undercover Brother? I think I've been white washed. If you just watched, let's go listen to gangsta rap and meet back here.

Grace Under Pressure

So basically, I got a Will & Grace thing going.
When I'm not out being a Killah Queen, turning down dates with young bucks (that's what we call youngins here in Philly) I'm dealing with much more real and disheveled-like situations such as having a crush on a gay man at work.
Yo. This shit is disheveled.
I know he has a man. I know he ain't ever gonna change from that. And still, I am drawn to him,
like think he's cute, and find myself a lil giddy or extra smiley around him.
So I'm like wtf?
Shoot, he's more masculine than some straight guys I know.
But still clearly. not. looking. my. way. in that way.
Utterly Disheveled.
So the break down is. I like a dude in touch with his feminine side. Sure. It's somehow sexy.
But they can't be girlish. And I can't stand no bitch ass man. Man, I can't say quite what it is.
I like a softer side but I gotta know they can fuck some shit up. Be uncompromising.
All out Manly at points. Gruff n stuff.
So yeah, my gay work boo crush. He's Manly. Speak his mind n shit type guy. But real sweet.
Oh wait. here I go again. and so. not. into. me.
I am so Will and Grace with this one.
And it is somehow totally different than being into pretty boys. Or is it?
I guess I have a history.
Or do I? Ruffneck? Pretty Boy? Lady boy? What is it?
So disheveled.
It's no wonder I absolutely Love me some David Bowie.
Who as much as admitted in the 70's to being bi-sexual, but then went on to marry one of the first black supermodels. They have kids and all and have been together almost 20 years I think.
Well he is a fellow Capricorn and his b-day is today.
His lovely wife Iman being a Saggitarius just like my Tony was. What a hot couple!
Happy Birthday Mr. Bowie, you sexy androgynous genius mother fucker. Dishevel me anytime.
This is my new favorite song. I will come. And I will go. It's like he knows me!

Sex/Money 2013!

Ladies, get your ratchet DPQ updo's going and Gents be sure to be saying 2 things nice.
We gonna have a good time this year and my dance card is going to be full, I'll tell you what.
Bringing it to a whole new level of disheveled for 2013!
Leaving 2012 in the dust. This Prom Queen ain't Ton'y Old Girl no more.
This Killah Queen is about to become more opinionated than ever.
Sex/Money 2013 people. It's official. Let the games begin!